Be your own hero: Archive

My roommate hacked my Facebook

And set my status to “I’m going to steal the declaration of independance”

So, of course, I couldn’t NOT retaliate…

And then I set her status to “Just finished fifty shades of grey. Best book ever! so deep.”

I think we all know who won.

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most bands: don't illegally download our music you pricks
of mice & men: as soon as you get home, i want you to illegally download every song we've ever written
josh franchesci: I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF YOU IMBECILES ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD MY MUSIC FUCK THE LABEL THEY CAN SUCK MY PENIS
Simple Plan: Bought that shit? Stole that shit? We don't care, you have it and that's what matters.
Alex Gaskarth: -leaks own album-
Synyster Gates: I Illegally download my own albums.